Red Line Productions presents

JUST tricking, annoying, stupid, crazy, disgusting, shocking, doomed LIVE ON STAGE!

11 - 13 Oct 2021

IMPORTANT UPDATE 22 JULY 2021: This event was originally scheduled for 17 - 19 August but has been rescheduled to 11 - 13 October. If you have an existing booking, you will be contacted by our Box Office to discuss next steps as soon as more advice is available from NSW Health and the Department of Education. 

Andy Griffiths’ JUST books are brought to vivid and hilarious life in this world premiere.

Every year Andy’s school holds a short story competition and every year Andy writes an awesome, captivating, TERRIFYING story. But every year he is robbed of winning, thwarted by dumb stories about kittens and sunshine. How is that possible?!

Because Mr. Rowe is against him–the game is rigged! Mr. Rowe wouldn’t know a good story if it jumped off the page and bit him on the bum. What kind of person doesn’t like action and monsters and explosions and aliens?!

Who cares that technically Andy’s been banned from entering the short story competition after last year’s… incident. This year he knows the prize is within his grasp. All he has to do is write the most INCREDIBLE story the world has ever read! Easy!

With the help of his best friend, Danny, the love of his life, Lisa (but if you tell anyone he said that, he’ll feed you to a giant slug), his somewhat trusty dog, Sooty, and a lifetime of crazy, shocking, and just plain DISGUSTING experiences, Andy sets out on an adventure that will ensure flawless victory. As long as his brussels sprouts farts don’t poison them all before morning!

"The JUST series is where it all began for me and it will be JUST amazing to see these crazy/annoying/stupid stories come alive on stage!"
Andy Griffiths

Tickets: School groups $23 per student. One teacher free per 10 students, additional teachers at student price.



Years 3 – 6
Stage 2 English, Creative Arts, PDHPE
Stage 3 English, Creative Arts, PDHPE


Resources: Teacher resource kits will be available for all bookings.


Adapted from the JUST books series written by Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton
Playwright Robin Goldsworthy
Director Blazey Best
Set and Costume Design James Browne
Composition and Sound Design Nate Edmondson
Lighting Designer Veronique Benett
Magic Consultant Harry Milas
Company Stage Manager and Production Manager Rebecca Poulter
Cast Jack Angwin, Kelly Monisse, Sam Bowden

We are a registered COVID-Safe business and we're committed to making your Seymour visit as safe and enjoyable as possible.

This show will be open to 100% seated capacity. Please consider your comfort levels before booking as you will likely be seated next to other booking groups.

School groups are exempt from QR code registration requirements if they provide the name and phone number of two designated contacts. These contacts must be able to provide the names and contact details of all group members if contacted by NSW Health.

Schools are responsible for ensuring that any staff and students who are unwell, awaiting a COVID test result, or under instruction to self-isolate do not attend.

Masks are strongly recommended for teachers and for students over 12.

Find out about our other COVID safety measures here.

Everest Theatre

Tue 17 Aug 10am, 12:30pm POSTPONED
Wed 18 Aug 10am, 12:30pm POSTPONED
Thu 19 Aug 10am, 12:30pm POSTPONED
Mon 11 Oct 10am, 12:30pm
Tue 12 Oct 10am, 12:30pm
Wed 13 Oct 10am, 12:30pm

60 minutes (no interval)

All Tickets $23

Filming and photography prohibited. 

The only authorised ticket seller for this event is Seymour Centre. If you purchase from an unauthorised seller, you risk that your tickets may be fake or invalid.

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